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sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

A VIDEO

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

I laughed so hard I drooled a little bit
…at work

Reblogged from Virtual Carrot
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Autocomplete has a wonderful first date - Imgur

A TUNE

psilentasincjelli:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
  • someone’s about to break a timpani head
  • I’m ugly-laughing with my eyes all squinched up

Reblogged from OrchestraHumor
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hales-malia:

It’s been a long time coming. And now it’s finally happnened.#TheUniting , at last , with @realgrumpycat

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A CHAT
  • me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
  • me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
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sweetdreamr:

deliciouspineapple:

rinjirenee:

justbrevity:

Thor de France

THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

THIS WHEELED HORSE IS ENJOYABLE, I LIKE IT

^^ DID HE JUST SMITE HIS OPPONENTS OMGLOL

MY RIVALS CANNOT WITHSTAND MY MIGHTY STEED

Reblogged from ~Miezengrütze~
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A bunch of adorable Swedish marines got bored in Afghanistan and lip-synced Greased Lightning… and it’s magnificent. 

PS love the fabulous Kenickie (the bald bearded guy) - plus he’s the only one who can actually dance!

A TEXT POST

greenseer:

A fun thing to do when people accuse you of “thinking people should just have stuff HANDED TO THEM! ! !” Is to just cold be like yes. I absolutely do believe that. I think every single person should have their needs met unconditionally without ever having to prove that they “deserve” it based on arbitrary criteria of usefulness. You got me. Busted.

Reblogged from verity @ tumblr
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delladilly:

my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.

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vaishino:

cosplayblog:

Captain Amelia from Treasure Planet

Cosplayer: Ryoko Demon [TW / DA / FB]
Photographer: Kifir [FL / DA]

:O I-incredible!